Tuesday, June 27, 2006

A Movie Script

This is what I want.  Last night, I had a flash of an idea:
 
Vampires vs. Zombies - The Movie.
 
Imagine the beauty of this idea.  Bloodthirsty vampires!  Flesh eating zombies!  We'll add a few pockets left of human resistance.  No, let me tell you: this is perfect.
 
More perfect than Snakes On A Plane.  Which, naturally, assumes that's possible, of course.
 
I even have a tagline:
 
Vampires vs. Zombies - With Mankind As The Ultimate Prize!
 
I can't decide who I want to star in this more:  Nicholas Cage or Samuel L. Jackson.  I considered Bruce Willis and Ice Cube as well, of course.
 
I want royalties.  Don't steal my idea.  I'll be watching.
 
Maybe I'll just write the movie myself.
 

2 comments:

  1. So, what happens when a zombie bites a vampire, and when a vampire bites a zombie.

    By the way, having either of those result in some sort of super hybrid creature would be lame.

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  2. Anonymous12:58 PM

    Condi can be the vampire, George can be the zombie. Condi would win.

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