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    Wednesday, July 30, 2008

    The Best Nigerian Scam Email I've Gotten This Year

    Ha ha ha!

    Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
    J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C
    Telephone Number: ( 202 ) 324-3001   


    This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have
    thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence
    Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with
    Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of
    Nigeria,Mr. Patrick Aziza, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of
    Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of
    Investigation agents.During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the
    reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled
    your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance

    So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf
    and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment
    in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD
    which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the
    lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD. 

    Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this
    transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate
    and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the
    United States Of America. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM
    CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip
    which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for
    immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed that the
    amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $296 USD
    which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union
    Money Transfer / MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact
    details of the Agent whom will process your transaction from Federal Minister
    of Finance: 

    OFFICE LINE:+234-70 8515 0758

    Immediately contact Mr. Paul Smith of the ATM Card Centre with the following

    Full Name: 
    Zip Code: 
    Direct Phone Number: 
    Current Occupation:
    Annual Income:   

    Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Paul Smith he will contact
    you with instructions on how to make the payment of $296 USD for the Approval
    Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any
    further delay. You have hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau
    Of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there
    shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the
    authorized agent. 

    Once you have completed payment of $296 to the agent in charge of this
    transaction, immediately contact us back for more investigation for
    conformation of your ATM card.

    Federal Bureau Investigation 
    Robert S. Mueller Director, FBI
    Telephone Number: ( 202 ) 324-3001
    Contact us at:

    Wow.  Brazen.  +1 for effort.


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