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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Political Ads
Posted by Clark at 2:04 PM 1 Comment
Labels: Human Interest, Politics
Monday, October 30, 2006
She Keeps Trying, Darn It
On a show that aired Monday, Winfrey gave more than 300 audience members $1,000 debit cards sponsored by the Bank of America to donate to a charitable cause.Winfrey called the show her "favorite giveaway ever."
"I can honestly say that every gift I've ever given has brought at least as much happiness to me as it has to the person I've given it to," the 52-year-old talk-show host said. "That's the feeling I want to pass on to you."
People can give the entire sum to one person -- relatives aren't eligible -- or they can split it among charitable causes. Audience members also received a DVD recorder to tape their stories for a future show.
Posted by Clark at 2:11 PM 1 Comment
Labels: Human Interest, Politics
Write A Novel In A Month
So you've always wanted to write a novel, eh? Well you've got 2 days to brainstorm your plot because November is National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo.) Join thousands of other wrimo's who've committed to pounding out a 175-page (50,000 word) novel during the 30 days of November.
National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30.Valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over painstaking craft, NaNoWriMo is a novel-writing program for everyone who has thought fleetingly about writing a novel but has been scared away by the time and effort involved.
Because of the limited writing window, the ONLY thing that matters in NaNoWriMo is output. It's all about quantity, not quality. The kamikaze approach forces you to lower your expectations, take risks, and write on the fly.
Make no mistake: You will be writing a lot of crap. And that's a good thing. By forcing yourself to write so intensely, you are giving yourself permission to make mistakes. To forgo the endless tweaking and editing and just create. To build without tearing down.
Posted by Clark at 12:27 PM 0 comments
Labels: Human Interest, Internet, Lifehacker
Friday, October 27, 2006
It's Halloween
Psst.
Want to hear a true story?
I was a teenager, living in the Denver suburbs with my parents and brother, many, many years ago. We lived in a nice little place not far from where I now work.
One day, my mother was out doing something - no one can remember exactly what. My dad, brother, and I were preparing to go out on a little excursion somewhere on a Saturday afternoon. Nothing really remarkable was happening, unless you count the fact that all of us were together and it was a nice day. It takes many years of seasoning to learn to appreciate how nice it is to have memories like that.
But I digress.
Well, on this particular day, all of us men were preparing to leave the house - and being just a little silly, from what I can recall. You know, just being guys. I believe that I had pulled some dishes out of the dishwasher - they were not hot, as the dishes had been washed some time ago, and had put some away. I specifically remember putting a clean glass on the counter relatively close to the sink. But we were in a hurry. My brother ran upstairs for some reason, while my dad went to the front door. After a moment, I joined my dad at the front door, in the hallway, which was just adjacent to the kitchen, to wait for my brother to come down.
During the course of one's life, I believe that a person can look back on certain events, both large and small, and say without hesitation that sometimes very, very small things can have very, very important outcomes. Sure, big decisions, like, for instance, where do I go to college, or should I take that job are big too. But truly, sometimes the tiniest detail can have a stunningly important impact. And in this case, the tiny little detail that probably changed my life in some fashion was that I had left the kitchen.
Why?
Because a few moments after I left the kitchen, everyone in the house heard an enormous BANG coming from the kitchen. It was as if someone had been shot. My father and I recoiled in shock. My brother ran downstairs to see what had happened, and with some trepidation we all walked into the kitchen.
A glass, one that I had just touched, one that I had left on the counter just seconds before, had exploded. Not cracked, exploded. It was as if someone had put a tiny time bomb inside the glass. The base was mostly intact. However, the rest of the glass had disintegrated into a million tiny, sharp pieces of glass. We found shards of glass behind the refrigerator, in the family room 20 feet away, all over the kitchen sink. Glass was everywhere. Many months later, I was still finding glass by the fireplace where my family watched television.
What we did not find, however, was an explanation for what actually had happened.
Nor have we ever.
The "Story of the Exploding Glass" is legendary in my family. What I do know is that the glass was NOT hot, it was NOT cold in my house, I did not break the glass, and no one was in the room.
But I do not know what made the glass explode, although we were all thankful that we weren't in the room when it happened.
This I do know, however. There was some... feeling, that we had come shockingly close to witnessing something happen that was... unnatural. Perhaps supernatural. My brother, father and I still feel that to this day.
Was it someone or something trying to send a message?
Was it, like we have all whispered amongst ourselves for many years, a ghost?
Perhaps.
Or perhaps not.
BOO!
Happy Halloween.
Posted by Clark at 8:52 AM 1 Comment
Labels: Blogger, Blogs, Human Interest, Local, Personal Stories
Thursday, October 26, 2006
A Good Idea That, If You Really Think About It, Will Make You Sick
An Oklahoma retired veteran and state school superintendent candidate is campaigning to have bullet-proof textbooks. Bill Crozier tested traditional textbooks to see what, if any kind of bullets a textbook would stop. The traditional textbooks were able to stop handgun bullets, but not rifle bullets. Crozier is suggesting making the covers out of Kevlar.
Posted by Clark at 10:33 AM 1 Comment
Labels: Human Interest, Politics, Tech
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Nature Eats Amok
Families and tourists in a London park were left shocked when a pelican picked up and swallowed a pigeon. The unusual wildlife spectacle in St James's Park was caught on camera by photographer Cathal McNaughton. He said the Eastern White pelican had the unfortunate pigeon in its beak for more than 20 minutes before swallowing it whole.
LYON, France -- Visitors to the Botanical Gardens in Lyon, France, should watch their fingers after a carnivorous plant there ate a mouse.
Posted by Clark at 8:33 AM 2 comments
Labels: Human Interest, Nature
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Open Source Madness
We post scads of free downloads here on Lifehacker, but today instead of pimping yet another Google product, I'd like to tip my hat to the open source developers who release innovative, useful products that make our lives that much easier every day - because it's our right, not privilege, to control our own data.Open source roots are in the Unix operating system, but these days many "free as in speech" applications are available for Windows as well - and today I've got a list of my top 10 favorites.
None of these cost a dime to download and use, but do donate whatever and whenever you can to the projects that benefit you the most.
Posted by Clark at 1:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: Free, Free Stuff, Human Interest, Lifehacker, Open Source, Software, Tech
Monday, October 23, 2006
Side Projects
Lately I have been thinking about, then starting on, a couple of side projects that I thought that I might share with you.
The first is a yet-to-be titled website. It's a pretty good idea, and I think that I'm going to run with it, even though the person who sold me on the idea doesn't have it quite... fleshed out. I think I can work with it anyway.
The second is a still-untitled non-fiction book project. Other people that I have talked to are pretty excited about this one. I might be able to get to those people that, *gasp*, love it. If this one goes over, I'm bagging this spot and moving to the moon, and then I'm going to park right there on the moon with a telescope, and tell everyone on Earth to get the hell out of my 1. sunset view, or 2. driveway, whichever comes first.
Why to embark on either of these time-intensive, and probably time-killing, projects, you ask?
Well, it's like this.
I've been practicing. I've been practicing quite a bit, actually. That's kind of why I began this blog in the first place; both as a place to practice and hone my writing skills, and as a website for me to dabble with to increase my web authoring skills.
Also, I should mention that I might be moving this site soon. You see, I've been messing around with this other thing, and... well, just don't be too surprised.
Posted by Clark at 12:17 PM 0 comments
Not A Plug, But Interesting, Nonetheless
Posted by Clark at 11:07 AM 1 Comment
Labels: Human Interest, Internet
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Marriage, Still Good, Just Not As Popular
WASHINGTON (AFP) - It is by no means dead, but for the first time, a new survey has shown that traditional marriage has ceased to be the preferred living arrangement in the majority of US households.The shift, reported by the US Census Bureau in its 2005 American Community Survey, could herald a sea change in every facet of American life -- from family law to national politics and its current emphasis on family values.The findings, which were released in August but largely escaped public attention until now because of the large volume of data, indicated that marriage did not figure in nearly 55.8 million American family households, or 50.2 percent.
Posted by Clark at 8:03 AM 1 Comment
Labels: Human Interest, Legal, Politics
Friday, October 13, 2006
Starting A New Project
I heard a useful rule about predicting success during my (failed) attempt at creating a hit Dilbert animated TV show. While watching the Dilbert pilot being tested on a focus group, an experienced executive explained to me the most non-intuitive way to predict success. Since then I've observed it to be true a number of times. It goes like this:
If everyone exposed to a product likes it, the product will not succeed.
Think about that for a minute before I explain why everyone liking something predicts failure. If you get this answer right, I'm guessing that you are already successful yourself. Tell me in the comments if I'm right about that.
The reason that a product "everyone likes" will fail is because no one "loves" it. The only thing that predicts success is passion, even if only 10% of the consumers have it. For example, I'm willing to bet that when the TV show Baywatch was tested, 90% of the people rolled their eyes and gave it a thumbs down. But I'll bet 10% of the test audience had tents in their pants. Bingo.
Posted by Clark at 1:54 PM 0 comments
The Sendero Luminoso
The Communist Party of Peru ( Spanish: El Partido Comunista del Perú), more commonly known as the Shining Path (Sendero Luminoso), is a Maoist guerrilla organization in Peru. The more familiar name distinguishes the group from several other Peruvian communist parties with similar names (see Communism in Peru). It originates from a maxim of José Carlos Mariátegui, founder of the original Peruvian Communist Party: "El Marxismo-Leninismo abrirá el sendero luminoso hacia la revolución" ("Marxism-Leninism will open the shining path to revolution").[1]
Theodore Dalrymple in an article published September 6, 2006, stated that "The worst brutality I ever saw was that committed by Sendero Luminoso (Shining Path) in Peru, in the days when it seemed possible that it might come to power. If it had, I think its massacres would have dwarfed those of the Khmer Rouge. As a doctor, I am accustomed to unpleasant sights, but nothing prepared me for what I saw in Ayacucho, where Sendero first developed under the sway of a professor of philosophy, Abimael Guzman." [27]
A verdict is expected in the retrial of the founder of Peru's bloody guerrilla movement, the Shining Path.Former philosophy professor Abimael Guzman faces a possible life sentence for his role in a 12-year rebellion in which around 70,000 people died.
Posted by Clark at 9:08 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Blog Like An Idiot And Pay
A Florida woman has been awarded $11.3 million in a defamation lawsuit against a Louisiana woman who posted messages on the Internet accusing her of being a "crook," a "con artist" and a "fraud."Legal analysts say the Sept. 19 award by a jury in Broward County, Fla. — first reported Friday by the Daily Business Review — represents the largest such judgment over postings on an Internet blog or message board. Lyrissa Lidsky, a University of Florida law professor who specializes in free-speech issues, calls the award "astonishing."
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Finally! The Answers To Everything Financial
'Unified Theory of Everything Financial'Quietly hidden in Adams' groundbreaking work is a financial formula so simple it rivals Einstein's E=mc2. In its original form Adams' formula was apparently so heretical and so explosive that no major house would touch it when he proposed publishing it as a one-page book. After initial rejections, he announced sadly that "if God materialized on earth and wrote the secret of the universe on one page, he wouldn't be able to find a publisher" either.Fortunately for America's 95 million investors, Adams' secret nine-point formula was finally revealed in "Dilbert and the Way of the Weasels." Notice its simple brilliance in the exact reproduction of his formula:
- Make a will
- Pay off your credit cards
- Get term life insurance if you have a family to support
- Fund your 401k to the maximum
- Fund your IRA to the maximum
- Buy a house if you want to live in a house and can afford it
- Put six months worth of expenses in a money-market account
- Take whatever money is left over and invest 70% in a stock index fund and 30% in a bond fund through any discount broker and never touch it until retirement
- If any of this confuses you, or you have something special going on (retirement, college planning, tax issues), hire a fee-based financial planner, not one who charges a percentage of your portfolio
Posted by Clark at 2:29 PM 1 Comment
Labels: Personal Finance
The Aristoc... er, Diplomats
SEOUL, South Korea, Oct. 10 — After a unanimous condemnation of North Korea's apparent nuclear test, signs of disagreement appeared among its neighbors today, as Japanese officials pushed for tough sanctions and raised the possibility of military action, which China called unthinkable.In Tokyo today, Finance Minister Koji Omi said that Japan would consider imposing more financial sanctions on North Korea, while two other cabinet members said Japan might consider imposing a trade embargo.
And Japan's chief cabinet secretary, Yasuhisa Shiozaki, declared today that his government was considering "all possibilities," while officials in China and South Korea were saying that they would oppose any use of force.
A Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman, Liu Jianchao, said at a briefing today that "taking military action against North Korea would be unimaginable."
Posted by Clark at 10:09 AM 1 Comment
Labels: History, Human Interest, Politics
Monday, October 09, 2006
Quote of the Day
WASHINGTON, Oct. 9 — North Korea came under international condemnation today after boasting that it had tested a nuclear weapon, with strong criticism even from its allies, but there were doubts in the intelligence community about the strength of the device.The United Nations Security Council today began working on a resolution condemning North Korea's action, shortly after President Bush denounced the announcement of the test as a "provocative act," one that requires an "immediate response."Mr. Bush said he had spoken this morning to the leaders of China, South Korea, Russia and Japan, and that they were all agreed that North Korea's actions "are unacceptable and deserve an immediate response."
2006-10-09 01:42:56 AM | thejoyofpi |
Posted by Clark at 3:43 PM 0 comments
Labels: Fark, History, Human Interest, Politics
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Neither Christian Nor Cool
Fred Phelps and friends plan to protest the Amish murder victims' funerals. Dumbass tag is the strongest we have, sadly
The Westboro Baptist Church -- described as a hate group by the Anti-Defamation League -- has made a name for itself by picketing the funerals of U.S. troops killed in Iraq. The troops are dying as punishment for America's tolerance of homosexuality, the group says.
The Westboro group says the Amish school girls were "killed by a madman in punishment for Gov. Ed Rendell's blasphemous sins against Westboro Baptist Church.
The controversial anti-homosexual Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., has canceled its plans to stage a protest at the funerals of the five Amish girls executed in their Pennsylvania school, a church official said Wednesday.
Shirley Phelps-Roper, the daughter of church's pastor, told FOXNews.com the group canceled the protests in exchange for an hour of radio time Thursday on syndicated talk-show host Mike Gallagher's radio program.
Posted by Clark at 8:39 PM 1 Comment
Labels: Fark, Human Interest
Science Non Fiction
LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Beaming people in Star Trek fashion is still in the realms of science fiction but physicists in Denmark have teleported information from light to matter bringing quantum communication and computing closer to reality.Until now scientists have teleported similar objects such as light or single atoms over short distances from one spot to another in a split second.
But Professor Eugene Polzik and his team at the Niels Bohr Institute at Copenhagen University in Denmark have made a breakthrough by using both light and matter.
"It is one step further because for the first time it involves teleportation between light and matter, two different objects. One is the carrier of information and the other one is the storage medium," Polzik explained in an interview on Wednesday.
The experiment involved for the first time a macroscopic atomic object containing thousands of billions of atoms. They also teleported the information a distance of half a meter but believe it can be extended further.
Posted by Clark at 4:23 PM 0 comments
Labels: Human Interest, Tech
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Stay Away From My Kid, You Sickos
I've been trading emails with Loren Coleman lately about the rash of school shootings in recent weeks. On September 14, Canadian Kimveer Gill attacked. He was said to have had a fondness for the Columbine shooters (he certainly loved the game). A number of similarly of deadly incidents followed, right up to today's death spree at an Amish school in Pennsylvania. Seems like a lot in a short period of time. Coincidence, or social phenomenon?
(CNN) -- Pennsylvania schoolhouse killer Charles Carl Roberts IV told his wife he molested young relatives 20 years ago and was dreaming about molesting children again, police said Tuesday.
Investigators talked to relatives and analyzed suicide notes as they tried to determine what made Roberts barricade himself inside the tiny Amish school, tying up girls and shooting them -- five fatally -- before killing himself Monday.
Pennsylvania State Police Commissioner Jeffrey Miller said Roberts may have targeted the school for its girl students and -- given various items found in the school -- intended to molest the children. ( Watch police describe the molestation confession -- 1:34 )
Roberts brought KY Jelly lubricant to the schoolhouse where the assault occurred, but there is no evidence that the victims were sexually assaulted in any way, Miller said.
Posted by Clark at 2:51 PM 0 comments
Labels: Human Interest
Monday, October 02, 2006
You People Have No Honor
LONDON, Ky. - Demonstrators squared off Saturday outside a funeral home where a service was being held for a solider, the first such scene in Kentucky since a judge suspended a state law that required a 300-foot buffer zone for protests at military funerals.Dozens of demonstrators surrounded London Funeral Home, waved American flags and exchanged shouts for more than an hour before the service with members of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., which tours the country protesting at military funerals.
Church members held signs across the street that read, "America is doomed," "Thank God for 9/11," and "Thank God for dead soldiers."
Posted by Clark at 9:58 AM 1 Comment
Labels: Human Interest