Twitter Updates

    follow me on Twitter

    Wednesday, July 12, 2006

    Flags?

    You might have noticed the cool little flags at the top of every post.
    Well, quite simply, if you click on a country's flag, this blog now translates the page!
     
    Try it!  Isn't that cool?
     
    What I don't like is that I have NO idea where I got this code.  As soon as I figure it out, I will post credits. 

    For All You Shaver Haters Out There

     
    I hate shaving! Thankfully I don't have the same problem as some other men which requires me to shave every day, but even at every second day it's a hassle. Is there anything simple I can do to slow my facial hair growth so that I need only shave, say, once a week at most?
     
    Metafilter, via Lifehacker, yet again.
     
    I friggin' HATE shaving.  I'm not sure of anyone that I know that likes it.
     
    Straight razors, anyone?  Where?

     
     

    Galaga, Gorf, Tempest, Defender, Missle Command, Ms. Pac Man.

    Hopefully, in that order.
     
    Microsoft announced today that due to the popularity of its downloading service for the XBOX 360, it will release one game from the 1980's era every Wednesday for the next five weeks. Available for subscribers through XBOX Live Arcade, the games will be updated versions of classic arcade games such as Pac-Man and Frogger. The going price will range from $5 to $15 per game.
     
    Rock on, DailyTech.
     
    That's sweet news.  Ah, the Golden Age of the Video Game.  But will this make me buy an Xbox 360?
     
    Not if I want a girlfriend.
     
     


     

    Friday, June 30, 2006

    Stem Cells? Hell No, Says Pope

    Not again.
     
    God's Rottweiler is taking yet another bite out of science with the announcement that any scientist who engages in stem cell research of any kind will be excommunicated. The same goes for any politician who votes in favor of legislation permitting such research to take place.
     
    Props to Sploid.  Word.
     
    Again, I refuse to bag on anyone's religion.  Whether you worship the God of Abraham, the God of Allah, trees or Pan, everyone needs something.  Spirituality of a type is key.  It helps humans to muddle through the escalating freakiness of today's world.  But stem cells?!
     
    Properly researched and used properly, stem cells can possibly save lives.
     
    Does anyone have a problem with that?  Really?
    Why?
     
     

     
     
     

    Amusing...kinda

    I found this totally, completely, and completely obvious.

    PITTSBURGH - A city attorney is suing the creator of a Web site that lets women dish dirt on men they claim have wronged them, saying they made defamatory statements about him.

    Attorney Todd J. Hollis sued because he contends two Pittsburgh-area women and other anonymous users posted items about him on http://www.dontdatehimgirl.com in which they claim he is unfaithful, among other things, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported Thursday.

    Yahoo News.  Via, surprise of surprises, Fark.  Remember, kids!  You have to sign up to see the comments!
     
    Typically, I'm in favor of a little tit-for-tat.  But how surprised can anyone be when they run a website like this in our hyper-litigous society?
    I'm not going to defend the guy, though.
     
    And... uh... I probably won't go to the website.  Probably, anyway.
    .
    .
    .
     

     

    Thursday, June 29, 2006

    Google Checkout - Paypal Competition?

    Competition for Paypal?  Surely this must be a good thing.
     

    Internet search engine giant Google has announced a system to pay over the internet in an attempt to become an even more prominent player in internet shopping.

    The widely anticipated move puts it in direct competition with one of its largest advertisers, the auction website eBay, which owns leading internet payment service PayPal. The system, called Google Checkout, allows consumers to buy things over the web without constantly having to enter their account details.

    Grabbed via Telegraph.co.uk.
     
    Verrry interesting.  But I wanted more info.  So I went to the source:
     
    One cool feature of Google Checkout is that you can buy from stores with a single Google login – no more entering the same info each time you buy, and no more having to remember different usernames and passwords for each store. To help you find places to shop, you'll see a little icon on the Google.com ads of stores offering Google Checkout. It's an easy way to identify fast, secure places to shop when you search. And after you've placed your order, Google Checkout provides a purchase history where you can track your orders and shipping information in one place.

    Because we see big benefits for shoppers as the service grows, our immediate priority is to help more online stores join Jockey, Starbucks Store, Levi's, Dockers, Buy.com, Timberland, Zales, and others to offer Checkout on their sites. To keep website integration simple, we've built a range of integration alternatives such as cut and paste buy buttons, pre-integrated ecommerce partner offerings, and an API that supports more advanced integration.
     
    That's the Official Google Blog, by the way.

    Sounds cool.
    When I get a chance to actually use it, I'll get back to you.  I'm not sure it's a Paypal killer, but it certainly sounds like it could have some interesting applications in the future.
     
    What can't Google do, anyway?
     
    Personally, I think they're on the verge of building the Planentary AC, but that's just me. 
    Big props to whoever actually gets that reference.
     

     

     

    Wednesday, June 28, 2006

    Baseball Suc... No, Wait

    This is an act of kindness in major league baseball that I simply won't forget.
     
    Matt LaChappa hasn't thrown a pitch professionally in 10 years. He is confined to a wheelchair, and constrained by the physical fallout from back-to-back heart attacks.

    Yet the Padres continue to pay him as if he were an active player. It might be the noblest thing they do.

    From SignOnSanDiego.com.  Found via Fark. 
     
    Wait.  There's more.
     
    "When he was drafted and he came into the office to sign, I've never seen such a troop of tribal people," Oppenheimer said. "I think he was the first full-blooded American Indian ever drafted."

    Oppenheimer assured LaChappa's parents then that they needn't worry about their teenage son because, "I'll take care of him." Three years later, when LaChappa was stricken in the bullpen in Rancho Cucamonga, Oppenheimer proved even better than her word.

    Narrowly interpreting a vague promise by then-CEO Larry Lucchino that LaChappa would "always be a Padre," Oppenheimer kept the young player on the club payroll and placed pictures of him on her desk.

    "He's my hero," she said yesterday. "He was always up. He had a good personality, a good sense of humor. He was cheerful. It made you feel good to be around him.

    Dear Ms. Oppenheimer:
     
    Who knows what other things the San Deigo Padres might do, but today, Priscilla Oppenheimer, you win at life.
     
    Warmest regards,
    Humanity

    P.S.:  We hate steroids.  Get them out of baseball, thanks.

     

    Tuesday, June 27, 2006

    A Movie Script

    This is what I want.  Last night, I had a flash of an idea:
     
    Vampires vs. Zombies - The Movie.
     
    Imagine the beauty of this idea.  Bloodthirsty vampires!  Flesh eating zombies!  We'll add a few pockets left of human resistance.  No, let me tell you: this is perfect.
     
    More perfect than Snakes On A Plane.  Which, naturally, assumes that's possible, of course.
     
    I even have a tagline:
     
    Vampires vs. Zombies - With Mankind As The Ultimate Prize!
     
    I can't decide who I want to star in this more:  Nicholas Cage or Samuel L. Jackson.  I considered Bruce Willis and Ice Cube as well, of course.
     
    I want royalties.  Don't steal my idea.  I'll be watching.
     
    Maybe I'll just write the movie myself.
     

    C'mon. I Know That You Want To Know What World Destruction Looks Like

    Someone over at the New Scientist discovered a computer animation - created by a person with obviously too much time on their hands - of the world being destroyed by a 100km asteriod.  Link is on the page.
     
    I still think that raising Cthulhu is a much more creative what to spend one's time. 
     
    Ia!  Ia!
     
     

    Monday, June 26, 2006

    Warren Buffett

     
    "Brace yourself," Buffett warned with a grin. He then described a momentous change in his thinking. Within months, he said, he would begin to give away his Berkshire Hathaway fortune, then and now worth well over $40 billion.

    This news was indeed stunning. Buffett, 75, has for decades said his wealth would go to philanthropy but has just as steadily indicated the handoff would be made at his death. Now he was revising the timetable.

    "I know what I want to do," he said, "and it makes sense to get going." On that spring day his plan was uncertain in some of its details; today it is essentially complete. And it is typical Buffett: rational, original, breaking the mold of how extremely rich people donate money.

    via Fortune.
    Why can't other extremely wealthy people do things like this?  Well, besides the Gates', of course.  God, I love linking to that website.
     
    As much as I think it would be extremely cool to donate a little bit of that cash to me, man, do you have to hand those people their props.  Serious props.  Sometimes, humanity, in all it's amazing cruelty and it's wonderful philanthropy can make your jaw drop to the ground.

     

    Man Convicted Of Cyberstalking

    Here.

    Sorry, but I had to kind of chop this post, it was blowing up the blog. But go read the article.

    The Bane of Existence

     
    COLUMBUS, Ohio - A man made a mockery of the justice system when he tried to get removed from a jury pool in a death penalty case by claiming he is a heroin addict and a killer, a judge said.
     
    Benjamin Ratliffe, 21, of Columbus, was charged with contempt of court and obstruction of justice and ordered to spend a night in jail.
     
     
    Yahoo News.  However, if you really want to read some hilarious reponses to this, head over to Fark.

    I am not a big fan of the American system of justice, for several reasons:
     
    1.  If have enough money, you can almost always beat the rap, unless it's insider trading, fraud, or tax evasion.
    2.  The death penalty is a travesty of American justice, because it disproportonately is used against minorities and the poor.  States shouldn't be in death business, anyway.
    3.  I actually went to law school for a little while, and it was probably my biggest mistake.  True quote from an attorney friend of mine:  "Clark, you seem like a nice guy.  Why the hell would you want to be a lawyer?!"
     
    Granted, the American legal system is still probably one of the best, if not the best, in the world.  But let's be real.  The rich people make all the rules.  That's it.
     
    Of course, I've never had jury duty.  I hear that's it's horrific, however.
     
    I'd like to think that I'd go if called.
     
    But, you know, sometimes I'm not quite sure.

    Wednesday, June 14, 2006

    Something I Have Always Suspected

     

    How can one explain the phenomenal global success of one of this country's least talented individuals? There are only three ways.

    • Mr. Hasselhoff actually is talented, but this goes unnoticed in his own country.
    • Mr. Hasselhoff has sold his soul to Satan in return for global success.
    • David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist.

    I vote for the latter -- and perhaps, after seeing the facts involved, the rest of the world will agree.

    Yes, it's David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist.  Yes.  Suddenly everything makes sense.  Why didn't I think of that before?  Thank the Stupid Site Hall of Fame for this link.
     
    I spend too much time on the Internet.
     
     

    Tuesday, June 13, 2006

    SuperDad

    I wouldn't mind it.  Being SuperDad, I mean.
     
    Fortunately for me, with Father's Day coming, everyone and their mother is running self-improvement articles.  Courtesy of msn.com:
     
    Learning to read is a process, one that requires mastering three basic skills. These skills are syntax, semantics, and phonics. Syntax (grammar and punctuation) is the way words, phrases, and clauses go together to create sentences and paragraphs. Semantics is the way words and sentences in a group relate to one another. Phonics refers to the sounds letters make and the relationship between written and spoken words, or comprehension.
     
    This is from the Learning to Read section.  As you might imagine, there are a lot of sections.
     
    Naturally, I plan on reading it all.  I will then index the information and enter it on my Palm Pilot (with time reminders), so that when the appropriate time comes, I can refer to it and use the information accordingly.
     
    Or, instead, I might read it and play everything by ear, like my parents did.
    It seemed to work.  So far.
     
     

     

    I Like Picture Day

    A friend of mine sent me these via email.
     
    Warning:  This is good stuff. 
     
     
    Ah, the stuff of nightmares.  Thanks to Lt. Wilkes for sending me the links.  At least I'll KNOW why I suddenly feel like detaching my forehead and feasting upon my own brains this evening.
     
    Oh, and Lt.?  If you still have a site out there let me know.  I'd like to give you a plug.

    $150 My Booty

    Have an idea?  Is it booze-related?  People will buy it.
     
    Modern Spirits is adding all sorts of crap to their vodkas in an effort to give demanding consumers a customized tipple at an equally impressive price. At $150, you'd better be thinking long and hard which flavors you want in this booze.
    Gizmodo, who I haven't linked in a bit, deserves the credit for this one.
     
    Perhaps I've been working too hard.  I'm changing my life's goal.
    My new goal is:
     
    To have a favorable article written about me or one of my products in Gizmodo.
     
    I personally think that it's an achievable goal.  I've got ideas, (I even have a product out there or two), now I have to do is sell.  Directly.  To Gizmodo.
     
     

    Monday, June 12, 2006

    Alberto

     
    TAMPA, Florida (AP) -- Forecasters issued a hurricane warning for parts of Florida's Gulf Coast on Monday as the first named storm of the 2006 Atlantic hurricane season quickly gained strength in the Gulf of Mexico.  The warning from Longboat Key near Sarasota to the Ochlockonee River south of Tallahassee means Tropical Storm Alberto was expected to produce hurricane conditions within the next 24 hours.
     
    Via CNN.
     
    My, that didn't take long.  Of course, I'm so jaded from last year that unless something is a Cat 3 I don't even start feeling fazed.  This is probably a poor attitude to have.  But the cycle of life continues.
     
    Batten down the hatches.
     
     

    Beer For Your Health

    CORVALLIS, Ore. - A main ingredient in beer may help prevent prostate cancer and enlargement, according to a new study. But researchers say don't rush out to stock the refrigerator because the ingredient is present in such small amounts that a person would have to drink more than 17 beers to benefit.
     
    Harumph. 
    I suppose that I now have friends that are bulletproof.  Alas, no beer in my fridge.
     
     

     

    Friday, June 09, 2006

    Advanced Googlish

    Lately, I've had the urge to find very specific information quickly.  Who wants to dig through acres of websites to find what it is that they want via the wonderful Google?
     
    Not me.
     
     
    Google (and many other search engines) has the ability not only to search on keywords, but also using a more "database-ish" query language to really narrow down your search results. Below is a summary of a few of the most useful lesser known features.
     
    Hello, Cyberwyre.  Thanks be to Furl.
     
    I suggest - no, insist - that people catch up on this.  Read this post.  Feast on the key information contain within.  Then, print the article contained at the site.  It will make your Google searching easier, quicker, and more productive.  Then you won't have to ask your Friendly Neighborhood Search Expert.
     
    Excelsior!
    ...that was for the ubergeeks.  Nothing to see here, all you normal people.

     

    Wednesday, June 07, 2006

    Quick! To The Bar!

     
    A team of scientists and surgeons at a Melbourne hospital has developed a method of growing new organs within a patient's body. Previously, scientists had only been able to create two-dimensional constructions such as skin. But researchers at the Bernard O'Brien Institute of Microsurgery at Melbourne's St Vincent's Hospital say have created three-dimensional cells. The cells have been grown in a plastic chamber under the patients' skin.
     
    Who?  ABC News Online.  Who saw it first?  Digg.
     
    A few things come to mind.
    1.  Hum.  No reason to quit smoking now.
    2.  See the title.
    3.  Uh... why didn't some other medical researchers, like, say, in the United States, figure this out first?
     
    Oh yeah.  No public money for stem cell research in the U.S.  At least at Harvard.  How ridiculous is that?
    Is personal stem cell harvesting available?
    Can I invent it?
     
     

     

    Tuesday, June 06, 2006

    RIP Billy Preston

    Billy Preston (September 9, 1946 – June 6, 2006) was a soul musician from Houston, Texas and raised mostly in Los Angeles, California. He began playing piano while sitting on his mother's lap at age three. Preston collaborated with some of the greatest names in the music industry, including The Beatles, Sam Cooke, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Sammy Davis Jr., Sly Stone, Aretha Franklin, George Harrison, The Jackson 5, Quincy Jones, Bob Dylan, and The Rolling Stones. He was the only person to receive a credit on a Beatles single, playing the organ on 'Get Back' as part of the rooftop concert.
     
    Via Wikipedia, and thank Fark.
     
    Well, that's definitely a downer.
    Guess it's time to listen to Nothing From Nothing.
     

     

    Monday, May 29, 2006

    Families and Today

    Yep, that's right.  It's Memorial Day.
     
    Continuing a tradition that I started last year, I believe that I'll post this link to last year's Memorial Day tribute. 
    But I'm not going to leave you with just that.  No way.  In fact, let me post to this little Memorial Day nugget from the Huffington Post .
     
    For veterans, Memorial Day has a very different meaning than it does for most Americans. As a veteran of the wars in Kosovo and Iraq, it is a day of reflection and remembrance like every day since I have returned. While many will enjoy the nice weather, have barbeques, and dip into a pool for the first time this year, we Iraq veterans will spend the day thinking about more than our friends we lost in battle, but also about those who survived them.

    Hey, kids, remember: Memorial Day is not just for the veterans!
     
    Memorial Day is not just about the veterans that died and were injured or returned (healthy) from various wars, but for the families that sacrificed so much to make sure that your happy behind had or has a chance to walk around.  Memorial Day started as a tribute to the Union survivors of the Civil War; since then, it has expanded as a holiday to to honor all of the dead of various wars.  Perhaps you could take just a moment to honor the living and dead soldiers of your country today.  Not that you should emulate me, but I will be doing my best to keep the word out.  Thus this is, for today, my humble offering for both the living and the dead.
     

    Friday, May 26, 2006

    Update: Then: What?! A Cure For Cancer? Now: Uh Oh....

    Does anyone remember the "What?!  A Cure For Cancer?" post I did a while back dealing with the possibility of a vaccine for cervical cancer?
     
     
    Imagine a vaccine that would protect women from a serious gynecological cancer. Wouldn't that be great? Well, both Merck and GlaxoSmithKline recently announced that they have conducted successful trials of vaccines that protect against the human papilloma virus. HPV is not only an incredibly widespread sexually transmitted infection but is responsible for at least 70 percent of cases of cervical cancer, which is diagnosed in 10,000 American women a year and kills 4,000. Wonderful, you are probably thinking, all we need to do is vaccinate girls (and boys too for good measure) before they become sexually active, around puberty, and HPV--and, in thirty or forty years, seven in ten cases of cervical cancer--goes poof. Not so fast: We're living in God's country now. The Christian right doesn't like the sound of this vaccine at all. "Giving the HPV vaccine to young women could be potentially harmful," Bridget Maher of the Family Research Council told the British magazine New Scientist, "because they may see it as a license to engage in premarital sex.
     
    The Nation.  What a mag.  Found off of Fark.
     
    Uh.  Well.
    *drumming fingers on desk, obviously needing a moment to compose himself...*
    .
    .
    .
     
    Surely, surely, you're not telling me that the United State of America is not going to save people's lives, women's lives, because a vaccine that protects against HPV might make it safer to engage in sex?  No, excuse me, premarital sex?
    No, seriously.
     
    So, then are you saying that there is going to be a political battle over this?
     
    Really?
    Oh, really?
    Yeah, right.  My daughter is getting vaccinated.  You just try and stop me.
    Once again, I'm embarrassed for the state of humanity today.  I'd rant and rave about how many people's lives could be saved (approximately 275,000), and spout off a bunch more fact and figures, but I'm tired.  So very tired.  Wake me when the Bird Flu hits.
     
     

     
     
     

    Thursday, May 25, 2006

    Pathetically Funny Comics

    I should include this in the Addictive Time Wasters Series.
     
    But this is actually better.
     
    the Perry Bible Fellowship - These are good.  Not at all what you'd think from the title.  Believe me when I say this.
     
    Achewood - hat tip:  ringloss.  Mostly male oriented, but stupid funny, which is probably the correct use of the term.
     
    Snakes On A Plane - The Comic - I know, I know, I'm obsessed.
     
    Get Your War On - Actually, might need to be seen in bulk to be believed.  Comic hi jinks in a office setting.  Read more than a few of these.
     
    My suggestions.  If you've got more leave 'em somewhere that I can find them.

    Wednesday, May 24, 2006

    Images

    As you might have been able to tell by the image file of the Hamdog, down below, I'm going to start tossing in a few images onto the site every now and then.
     
    It's only kind of a pain, but not really.  It will force me to find a decent image host.  Google Pages, while good, is not the solution.
     
    Suggestions, anyone, besides my hard drive?

    Tuesday, May 23, 2006

    How People Get Large

    Oh, you're going to LOVE this .
     
    This small storefront restaurant in a black community on the edge of downtown Atlanta is where serious lovers of Southern cuisine have come for their regular fix of comfort foods for more than half a century. It also represents the kind of eateries all over the South that provide the greatest challenge to doctors and nutritionists fighting to change the calorie-laden, fat-filled diets of Southerners.

    Found on Sun Sentinel.com.  Via, of course, Fark.
     
    One of the most popular items on the menu at Mulligan's bar in suburban Decatur, Ga., is the ``hamdog,'' a half-pound of hamburger meat wrapped around a hotdog, which is deep-fried and served on a hoagie topped with chili, bacon and a fried egg. The bar also offers the ``Luther,'' a half-pound burger served with bacon and cheese on a Krispy Kreme donut, and, for dessert, fried Twinkies, two deep-fried Kap'n Crunch-coated Twinkies topped with chocolate and cherry sauce.
     
     
    Dear God in Heaven!  Can that be true?
     
    I can feel my arteries harden just be READING that.
     
     
     
     
     


    Prisons

    Haven't posted from this site in a while.  Says The Agitator...
     
    According to new data from the U.S. Department of Justice, one in 136 Americans is behind bars today, including an astounding 12 percent of all black men between the ages of 25 and 29. The United States represents 4.6 percent of the world's population, but houses nearly 23 percent of humanity's prison population.
     
    Sickening, isn't it?
     
    Here, let me sicken you some more.
     
  • Blacks represent about 12 percent of the U.S. population, but 48 percent of the prison population. They represent just 13 percent of drug users, but 38 percent of those arrested for drug crimes, and 59 percent of those convicted.

  • When convicted of the same drug felony, blacks are about 50 percent more likely to be sentenced to prison than whites.
  •  
    Yay!  Seriously, go read the whole article.
     
    Ok.  Let's say this: when you're spending so many of your resources on prisons, instead of something like, say, quality public education, you're having issues as a community.  Paying for private education for your kids is DAMN EXPENSIVE.  Really it is.
     
    How long until the Revolution starts?
     
    Buy canned goods and duct tape.
     
     


     

    Monday, May 15, 2006

    The Gift

    Dear Mom:
     
    This comes a bit late, because I spent most of my day with you yesterday.  However, I'm pretty confident that you'll read this soon.
     
    I wanted to thank you for being such a great mom.  Sure, we've had disagreements.  I believe that every family does.  But the truth is that you are one of the best, most intellegent, most thoughtful, and best people that I know, period.  Without you, I wouldn't be... me.  I'd be someone else.  I'd probably be a lot darker, a lot more confused, and a little bit scarier. 
     
    All of my friends think that you are one of the best people that they know. 
    People like to hang out with my family largely because of you. 
     
    I know that you're not perfect, and no one is, but I can definitely see the sacrifices that you made to make me who I am.  This was your gift to my brother and I, and we know it.  In fact, we know it more than we will ever tell you.
     
    I love you, Mom, and will always appreciate you.  I can't say that enough.  You are my sister, my mother, my daughter's grandmother, and my friend, and I can't wait to see you again.
     
    Thank you.  Happy Mother's Day.
     
    I couldn't possibly be more sincere.
     
     
     

    Thursday, May 11, 2006

    Google Universe?

    Google is in the process of releasing more products for free than is sane. 
     
    To prove that point, Jonathan Rosenberg, SVP of product management, and Marissa Mayer, VP of search products and user experience, revealed four new software products to enhance the search experience: Google Co-Op, Google Desktop 4, Google Trends, and Google Notebook.
     
     
    Here's the part that I thought was particularly interesting:
     
    For Apple and Microsoft, this has to be a troubling development: More and more of the programs they sell in their operating systems are being offered free by Google. Moreover, these programs are open and they have APIs that developers can build on. And just as Amazon creates book recommendations based on user purchase history, Google plans to leverage its knowledge of its users to pitch programs that dovetail with their interests.
     
    Google's high stock price in the last year:
    $475.11.
     
    Google's low stock price in the last year:
    $227.32.
     
    Opening this morning at:
    $403.42.
     
    News story found this morning via Google News.
     
    Stock and financial information found via Google Finance.
     
    Blog post sent via Gmail.
     
    To Blogger.  Owned by Google.
     
    Digest all that, people.

     
     

    Wednesday, May 10, 2006

    Not Again. Please God, Not Again.

    Uh, no.  Nooooooooooo!
     
    ORLANDO, Fla. - President Bush suggested Wednesday that he'd like to see his family's White House legacy continue, perhaps with his younger brother Jeb as the chief executive.

    The president said Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is well-suited for another office and would make "a great president."

    Via MSNBC.  Hat tip:  Fark.
     
    Here's an idea that I can get behind.  No more Bushes, no more Clintons.  Let's just, you know, figure out some decent candidates next time around.  Please?  I'm begging, here.  Please.
     
    Of course, ideally, the person that should be President is probably way, way too smart to run.
     
     
    There's an interesting idea.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

     

    Thursday, May 04, 2006

    Damn It, And I Love Sushi.

    You've got to be kidding.  The Moonies are in the sushi business?
     
    In the 1970s, Reverend Moon set his sites on creating an elaborate fishing enterprise to fund his church. The now global business does it all, from building the fishing boats to catching, processing, and delivering the fish. True World Foods, a subsidiary of the non-profit Unification Church International, supplies most of the sushi restaurants in the country, about 7,000 restaurants in all.
     
     
    Sigh.  I love raw fish.  And I ain't stopping.  No.
    Guess I'll just have to consider the source more often.
     
    Just goes to show - everyone, and anyone, is into everything.  You can't escape, merely educate.
     
     

     
     
     

    Wednesday, May 03, 2006

    Welcome To Colorado!

    Let's all give a warm welcome to terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui, whose jury (wisely) decided NOT to put to death today!  Congratulations, Zacarias! (props, FoxNews, via Fark).
    Rod, let's tell him what he's won!  Is it Supermax?
     
    ADX Florence is generally home to between 400 and 500 male prisoners. About 22 percent of inmates have killed fellow prisoners in other correctional facilities; 35 percent have attempted to attack other prisoners or guards. As a result, most individuals are kept for at least 23 hours each day in solitary confinement. They are housed in a 7-by-12 foot ( 3.5-by-2 meter) soundproofed room, built behind a steel door and grate. The remaining free hour is spent exercising alone in a separate concrete chamber. Prisoners rarely see each other, and inmates' only human interaction is limited to that of the prison guards. Religious services are broadcasted in from a small chapel.

    Most cells' furniture is made almost entirely out of poured concrete, including a desk, stool, and bed covered by a thin mattress. Each chamber contains a toilet that shuts off if plugged, a shower that runs on a timer to prevent flooding, and a sink missing a potentially dangerous tap. Rooms may also be fitted with polished steel mirrors bolted to the wall, an electric light, a 13-inch black and white television , and a cigarette lighter. Windows in rooms are small, set high up in the wall, and point towards the sky, confusing the prisoner as to his specific location within the complex.

    The prison as a whole contains countless motion detectors and cameras , 1,400 remote-controlled steel doors, and 12 foot high razor wire fences. Laser beams , pressure pads, and attack dogs guard the area between the prison walls and razor wire. Built into the side of a mountain, visitors and prisoners enter through a heavily-guarded tunnel.

    Uh....

    Many have argued that the psychological effects of long-term solitary confinement can be devastating. Prisoners may suffer from hallucinations, anxiety, problems with impulse control, and self-mutilation. In addition, confinement may encourage anger and rage, resulting in further violence. Depression may set in, with prisoners becoming extremely lethargic, losing memory, and refusing to exercise.
     
    (hello, Wikipedia.)

    ...and he wins...a fate worse than death.
     
    Goodnight, funnyman.  Say hi to Ted, Matt, and the...oh, wait.  Guess you can't.

    For The Discriminating Vampire Slayer....

    Dammit!  How did I miss this?  For sale on eBay:
     
    You are bidding on a 19th century Vampire Killing Kit. No reserve auction !

    The box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer ( 6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakethe lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Ust(garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890 .

    Where did I find this, you ask?  Betuman.  Yeah.  I get around.
     
    Darn, and that would have made a PERFECT Mother's Day present, although I think my Dad might have dug that more.
     
    Typically, this is the part where I'd make some crack about Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, and why don't they make shows like that anymore (Vampires?  Pretty girls?  Kung-Fu?  Lesbians?  How is that not the perfect show?), but instead, because I haven't done it in a while, I think that I'll just post a link to these generally safe for work pictures of Alyson Hannigan instead.  Go Willow!
     
     

    Monday, May 01, 2006

    The First Communion

    A story for you all.
     
    Yesterday was Sunday.  Typically, Sundays are really not special.  You know, people go to church, people watch football, people goof around outside.  Some people sleep.  That's Sunday.
     
    However, yesterday was special.  Why?  Because my ex-girlfriend's daughter had asked me to go to her first communion at her church, and I pledged that I would, in fact, go, for her sake.
     
    I have no idea if any of you have been to a first communion.  I hadn't.  But it was very interesting.  The idea is that instead of deacons or whatnot, children (all about the same age) read the passages from the Bible.  Now, I must say, I am not a Biblical scholar by any stretch of the imagination.  However, I knew that these cute kids, all dressed up in their Sunday best, had little presentations that they had to give. 
     
    Now, I had no idea where my ex's daughter was in this whole presentation, but I knew that she had to do something, because I had seen and heard her practice.  I knew she was kind of nervous.
     
    Imagine my shock when right at the beginning of Mass, she was one of the first to read from the Bible!
     
    Ok.  Here's something you should know.
     
    When I first met my ex-girlfriend's daughter, she was not a good reader.  Diligently, as any father would, I would like to think, I worked with her.  Daily.  I bought educational videos.  I read phonics books to her, and lots and lots of Dr. Suess.  After a while, I could see her reading improving.  But not too long after that, her mother and I split up (after 2 plus years).
     
    So, naturally I was shocked to see her up at the podium reading for the whole congregation.
     
    I was so proud, I cried.
     
    She will remember Sunday for the rest of her life, and I will too.  For the rest of my existence on this planet, I can look back on what she did on that podium, and be proud of myself, and of her.  Truly, I have accomplished something important.  Now I know exactly how my parents feel on certain days.

    Thursday, April 27, 2006

    Monkeys!

    Is there nothing that we can't learn from them?

    Lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth wanted to test the claim that an infinite number of monkeys given typewriters would create the works of The Bard.

    A single computer was placed in a monkey enclosure at Paignton Zoo to monitor the literary output of six primates.

    But after a month, the Sulawesi crested macaques had only succeeded in partially destroying the machine, using it as a lavatory, and mostly typing the letter "s".

    Now, considering this, what have we learned?
    1.  Monkeys like the letter "s".
    2.  Monkeys like poop.
    3.  Computers are excellent recepticles for holding poop.
     
    Here's the part that I liked the most:
     
    Director of the university's Institute of Digital Arts and Technology (i-DAT), Mike Phillips, denied the project was a disaster and said they had learned "an awful lot".

    He also denied it had been a waste of money.

    Props to The BBC News for both of these snippets.
     
    Now, considering this, what have we learned?
     
    4.  People will pay for anything.
     
    Personally, I think that the experiment was flawed.  The sample size was terribly, terribly small, given the theory.  I don't suppose, however, that an infinite amount of monkeys probably was available.  And if the one computer was running Windows 98, well, I can see why the monkeys would be upset.
     
    However, the message of the story is clear.
     
    Step 1: Go outside and get away from this screen.
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit!
     
    Go forth, and live.
     
     

     

     
     

    Wednesday, April 26, 2006

    Think We'll All Get Snowed?

    Ah, yes.  Really, wasn't it a no-brainer that the new White House Press Secretary would come from Fox News?
     
    After several days of speculation, the inevitable has come to pass: Fox News bobble-head Tony Snow has agreed to take over as Scott McClellan's successor .Snow, who had recently battled colon cancer, was awaiting clearance from his doctors. He's expected to be introduced Wednesday morning as the next White House Press Secretary .
     
    Props, Sploid.
     
    You know what I really enjoy about politics these days?  You almost always know exactly what to expect.
     
    I hate politics.  It makes me cranky.  I watch the news, I wish I hadn't, I go to bed, and stay awake all night long, my girlfriend becomes unhappy, then I just want to kick something, preferably in the groin.
     
    Therefore, to combat the political bent that this post unfortunately took, just because I was in a bad mood, here :
     
     
    You may thank Lifehacker for that, because technically speaking, they rock.
     
     

     

    Absolutely, Positively, The Most Useful Page You'll Read This Year

    And I'm not kidding:
     
    I want a Freeware Utility to ... 450+ common problems solved.
    Extremely useful free utilities that do specific jobs really well and save time and money.
    Open Source Software is listed separately.
     
    Behold the beauty, and the terrible, terrible power that is Fark.
     
    Do not lose this post.  Bookmark the above link.  Use it.  Love it.  Do not forget it.

    Friday, April 14, 2006

    Super Uber Geek Joke

    Because  I am a geek, and somewhat proud of it:
     
     
    Read at your own risk, geekboys.

    Wednesday, March 29, 2006

    Careerism

    Not everyone is into this, but I ran across an interesting article about careers today.
     
    Careers don't just reflect which jobs are available, they represent who we are as people. Fast Company was founded on that notion (among others). The ensuing 10 years have seen everything from the rise of online job boards to the Brand Called You, the birth of blogs to offshoring. All of these developments have had a significant impact on the way we manage our careers--and the next 10 years promise to be just as dramatic. A number of technological and demographic trends still in their infancy will shape the way you develop and guide your professional life in the decade to come. Here's how to ride those waves.
     
     
    Pitifully enough, lately I'm realizing that I need to get, and stay, ahead, so this piqued my interest.
     
     

     

    Saturday, March 25, 2006

    Rockwell Was Right

    ...at least if you're on the Internet.

    « Questions »

    Is the FBI compiling a list of critics of the PATRIOT Act?

    Does the FBI have one or more agents working full-time on promoting the PATRIOT Act (someone who could be catching criminals)?

    from the SpeakSpeak News, via Fark.

    <<Answers>>

    Maybe.

    Probably. 

    Response:  No surprise.  Is there any reason that we should be?

    I admit, I had to link this just to see how many more government hits I get today.  We'll see!
    ...uh...right after I get done waving this American flag, here. 
    Hm.  Hot dogs and apple pie sound good for dinner, tonight.  Yummy!

    Thursday, March 09, 2006

    The Definitive Free Software List?

    Could it be?

    There's not much to say about this one. It's a gigantic list of free software broken up into categories for easy browsing. Let's get ready to downloooooooad!
     
    All hail Lifehacker.  God love 'em.
     
     
     

     

    Drool.

    Google is killing me lately.  I knew about this yesterday, but refused to post two Google posts on the same day in a row.
     
    The TechCrunch blog has gotten ahold of some screenshots and a copy of the beta testing agreement for CL2, the long-rumored calendar application from Google. After a series of doctored shots, this certainly looks like the real deal, and you can go check out the login screen for yourself if you like. Unless you're one of the circa 200 users in the beta program, however, it won't get you very far. The screenshots of the inside show a simple, clean calendar with an interface style that echoes GMail rather closely, hinting at tight integration with the e-mail service.
     
    Via Arstechnica.com.  Hat tip to ringloss.
     
    In honor of this post, and the one just written yesterday, I would like to quote one of my favorite stories of all time.  When you read the capitalized initials, simply substitute the word, "Google".
     
    Ahem.

    "Matter and energy had ended and with it space and time. Even AC existed only for the sake of the one last question that it had never answered from the time a half-drunken computer [technician] ten trillion years before had asked the question of a computer that was to AC far less than was a man to Man.

    All other questions had been answered, and until this last question was answered also, AC might not release his consciousness.

    All collected data had come to a final end. Nothing was left to be collected.  But all collected data had yet to be completely correlated and put together in all possible relationships.

    A timeless interval was spent in doing that.   And it came to pass that AC learned how to reverse the direction of entropy."

    - Asimov, The Last Question

     

    Wednesday, March 08, 2006

    Admit It. You Knew It Was Coming.

     
    Web giant Google is planning a massive online storage facility to encompass all users' files, it is reported. The plans were allegedly revealed accidentally after a blogger spotted notes in a slideshow presentation wrongly published on Google's site. The GDrive, previously the subject of chatroom rumour, would offer a mirror of users' hard drives, Reuters said. Google declined to comment on the reports but said the slide notes had now been deleted. In the notes, chief executive Eric Schmidt reportedly said Google's aim was to "store 100%" of users' information. The notes said: "With infinite storage, we can house all user files, including e-mails, web history, pictures, bookmarks, etc; and make it accessible from anywhere (any device, any platform, etc)."
     
    Love to the BBC.
     
    Not that I know if this is actually true or not, but I, for one, welcome our Googalian overlords, and would like to remind them that in my capacity as an experienced software analyst and rogue communicator,  I could be useful in rounding up others to toil in their pan-dimensional data werehouses.
     
    Thank you.
     

     

    Tuesday, March 07, 2006

    Sweeeeeeeeeet.

    Looks like they have released the new trailer for the movie X-Men: The Last Stand online.

    Found this one via Digg.  Yeah, you heard me right.  Digg.com.  I gets around.
     
    I'm looking forward to this one.  But am I looking forward to it as much as this?
     
    "Gaaa!  Snakes!  On a plane!"
     
     

    Monday, March 06, 2006

    Book Bloggin'

    Sigh.  I should have bought Lifehacker flowers for Valentine's Day.
     
    The New York Times reports on previously-mentioned blog publishing software BookSmart, which will download and reformat your blog into book form, print and help you sell copies to your fawning readers and internet admirers.
     
    Of course this is a good idea.
     
    Speaking of which, I'm happy to say that I'm re-emerging into the world.  Hello, people.

    Friday, February 24, 2006

    This Man Saved Your Life

    Nope.  Not kidding. 
     
    If you've never heard of Stanislav Petrov, you need to become acquainted. Why? Because there is a strong possibility that he saved your life.
     
    You can thank The Officer's Club for this nugget, snagged via the always cool Fark.  Fark.  It's what's for dinner.
     
    Other people that I'd like to thank:
     
    Justin, who just barely avoided that car that one time that definitely would have killed me.
    Grant, who didn't flip the car when we went off the road.
    My Mom, who gave birth to me and ran my sorry butt to the hosptal several times when I had concussions and was on the verge of passing out.
    My Dad, see above.
     
    Thanks all!  And others.  Now back to our regular programming schedule.

     

    Simply Because I'm Probably Going To Do It....

    I give you:
     
     
    By the way, Hiya!  You miss me?  I missed you.  I've been busy, gone, but hopefully, not forgotten.
     
    Let me whet your whistle really quickly on two things that I'm going to be posting on soon, but probably not in a good way.
     
    Juno, and FTD.com.  Hopefully neither of those is coming up as a link.  And, because I'm feeling saucy,
     
    Consumerist
     
    Get ready, boys and girls.  Daddy's home, and he's gonna bite back.

    Monday, February 13, 2006

    Writer's Block - Ode To Valentine's Day

    Of course, I haven't written in a bit.  I must apologize.
     
    I've been spending so much time doing other things that I HATE doing, that I haven't taken the time to do one of the things that I truly love: writing.  This is why I write today; I feel the need to remind all of you non-romantic uber-geeks that TOMORROW IS THE MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
     
    If you were lucky enough to get off your lazy World-of-Warcraft playing, Domino's pizza-eating, comic-book reading booty and actually leave your dank, foul-smelling (but technologically advanced) apartment long enough to stop thinking about being a first adopter, and went out and actually met real people and *not* someone that you became acquainted with from crawling MySpace, you might now actually have a little someone to celebrate Valentine's Day with. 
     
    So, to remind us all, I give you.... Lifehacker.
     
    Okay, then. Probably those of you who have been in a relationship for any length of time realize that there are certain rules and regulations that go along with making your relationship successful, especially around High Love Holidays such as Valentine's Day, or as it henceforth shall be known, The Day When Expectations Get Sadly Out of Hand.
     
    I remind you, there is nothing those guys over there can't do.
     
    Now turn the computer off (yes, there is an off switch, I promise,) and go outside.
     

     
     

    Wednesday, January 25, 2006

    Money

    Money.  Ah, yes.  We like it, we hate it.  It makes being a grown-up both a joy and a pain in the booty. 
    Well, here's a decent website that might, say, MIGHT be able to help you out.
     
    Bankrate, Inc. is the Web's leading aggregator of financial rate information. Bankrate's rate data research offering is unique in its depth and breadth. Bankrate continually surveys approximately 4,800 financial institutions in all 50 states in order to provide clear, objective, and unbiased rates to consumers. Our flagship Web site, Bankrate.com, provides free rate information to consumers on more than 300 financial products, including mortgages, credit cards, new and used automobile loans, money market accounts, certificates of deposit, checking and ATM fees, home equity loans and online banking fees.

    In my continuing efforts to convert all my business research and such to the internets, I came across it.  Seems useful.  Use.
     
     
     

    Friday, January 20, 2006

    Good For You, Boys

    There are several reasons to like Google. 
    Oftentimes, I give examples, like here, here, and here.
     
    Here's yet another reason.
     
    Google is rebuffing the government's demand for a peek at what millions of people have been looking up on the Internet's leading search engine - a request that raises concerns Big Brother may be watching a little too closely.
     
    Thank the New York Daily News for that.  Thank Fark for paying attention.
     
    Now.  As everyone who reads this blog knows, I'm a Google fan.  So, I'd like to take this opportunity for Google taking a stand, even if it eventually proves to be fruitless, verus The Man.  The Man is big and scary, and we all owe The Man money.  It's cool that a bunch of computer nerds can stand up to The Man.
     
    However, just to make sure that everyone is completely aware of the fact that I don't yet suckle at the Googlalian teet, I should give you an example of something that Google can most certainly improve.  God, how I wish they'd improve it.  Here goes....
     
    Why, oh WHY, does Blogger not support categories without forcing a man to do a hack ?  I mean, Blogger is great, but just not good enough sometimes. 
     
    Ah well.  Play on, playa.
     
     
     
     
     

    Thursday, January 19, 2006

    Surprising Musical Revelation

    You know, oddly enough, the album Louder Than Bombs by The Smiths holds up particularly well, especially the song, "Girl Afraid".
    I don't care if Morrissey wore a band-aid on his nipple.
     
    Yes, you are allowed to Google that.
     
     

    Monday, January 16, 2006

    Happy MLK Day!

    1963.
     
    I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
     
      - Martin Luther King, Jr. (via Wikipedia)
     
    2006.
     
    The complaint lodged by Millie Bonilla and Sheila Foster, the wives of former New York Mets baseball players Bobby Bonilla and George Foster, said they were denied access to the beach at Greenwich Point Park on June 7 because of their skin color. Mrs. Bonilla is Puerto Rican and Mrs. Foster is African American.
     
    <article partially snipped>
     
    Kelly Houston, the town's affirmative action officer, dismissed the complaint on grounds that the women were not carrying the $25 resident beach cards that are required to enter the park.
    Ms. Houston might have been able to sustain her ruling had she not sent an e-mail three weeks earlier to the exercise group leader the women had hired for their class. Her e-mail advised him to be discreet about bringing "black people" to the beach and to cut the number of black participants in the class.
     
    Props to The Hartford Courant.  Equal props to my people over at Fark.
     
    Additional commentary deleted.  Judge away.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

     
     
     
     
     

     

    Friday, January 13, 2006

    It's A Trap!

    True Life Email that I received today:
     
    ATTN:
     
    FUND TRANSER CONFIRMATION O.K FURTHER CREDIT ACCEPTED.
     
    Uh oh.  My spider sense is tingling.  Internet fraud spam?  I smell Nigeria.  Perhaps Croatia.  Don't people know that African crooks are Old and Busted, while Eastern Bloc Country crooks are the New Hotness?
     
     
    Reference to our telephone discussion which I told you that We have received your contract payment approval from our ordering Customer Service in the Central Bank of Nigeria for the further credit to your bank account. With all due respect, our bank has obliged to credit your account with instruction. Quoting reference to bnp transfer regulation and in line with British Financial and Allied Conduct, your account will be effected as soon as you reconcile our 1% Cost of Transfer or you may advise us to deduct the total value and transfer the balance to your account. 

     
    Let me guess.  If I send you my bank information, then I'll be able to get a bunch of cash/credit/blood diamonds/hookers/blow?  Yeah, right.
     
    Let's read on, shall we?

     
    Should you be willing to accept deduction, our bank is therefore urging you to contact the authorized CBN Paying Officer PROF.TOM.O.ADABA board member/director international remittance department, central bank of Nigeria Lagos annex office on, E-mail: tomadaba_2@yahoo.com Please ask him to issue you the Original Hard Copy of the Authority to Deduct 1% Bill of Exchange form to enable us deducts the 1% cost of transfer. Be advised also that we only acknowledge the receipt of the ORIGINAL HARD COPY OF THE BILL OF EXCHANGE FORM, which must be duly filed and signed by the beneficiary before we can effect deduction.
     
    Google:  TOM.O.ADABA.  Let's see what we get.
     
    Hm.  Link to a page on Crimes of Persuasion.com, referencing Nigerian Scammer Names.  Interesting.
    You know, I've been getting a lot more of these lately.  I'm not sure who to blame. I faithfully mark spam emails as spam, and send it to the appropriate place, yet still I get it.  I wonder how much time and money is wasted on this stuff.  I suppose that I could go to Wikipedia and find out, but, at the moment, it's early, I'm tired, and just would rather be held.

     
    Please be warned, as our bank does not trust any Nigerian Official except PROF.TOM.O.ADABA board member/director international remittance department, central bank of Nigeria Lagos annex whom we can give attention to in any of this instruction. Prior to our banking regulation, final credit shall be made to your account upon your instruction. NOTE: you're advised to put a stop with any other impostors that you may be corresponding with for now regarding your payment and comply with this fax so that you will not continually fail prey to clique of impostors.
     
    Gee, thanks for the tip.

     
    Congratulations!
     
    Yeah.  Well.  Just for that I'm going to forward your email to the FTC at spam@uce.gov .  Spammers.  They kill me.
     
     

    Thursday, January 12, 2006

    It's Not Paranoia If Someone Is Really Out To Get You

    Every now and then, while slipping and sliding through this thing called the Internet, one sees something that they really have a hard time believing to be true, yet is.  Typically one can prove or disprove this random picture, event, or activity simply by going to Snopes, which coincidentally is located in the far right column of this post.
     
    However, on occasion, Snopes doesn't have all the information one seeks.  I know, I know, it's rare, but it does happen.
     
    Well.
     
    How do you feel about this little nugget?
     
     
    ...was the headline.  Via Americablog.
     
    The story was dated January 7th, 2006.  Hm.  No, I need to be convinced.
     
    Yikes, they have a website.  Or maybe two.
     
    You've got to be kidding, right?  Isn't this a violation of privacy, or something?
     
    Nope.  Ask the Chicago Sun-Times.
     
    And, just for good measure, why don't you ask former Supreme Allied Commander of NATO, Wesley Clark.
     
    Well, this morning AMERICAblog bought former presidential candidate, and former Supreme Allied Commander of NATO (SACEUR), General Wesley Clark's cell phone records for one hundred calls made over three days in November 2005, no questions asked.
     
    That... doesn't... seem... right.
     
    Erp.  Patrick Henry would NOT approve, methinks.
     
    Thank God I have a Verizon wireless phone.
    ...did I say that?
     
     
     
     
     
     

    Why AVG Rocks

    Here's yet another reason to go with Grisoft's free AVG instead of one of those commerically bought anti-spyware/virus utilities.
     
    Oh, dear.  We're just getting over the Sony DRM rootkit ruckus and now we have a security company hiding software components from Windows APIs with rootkit technology.  News.com reports that Symantec Corp.'s spokesperson admitted to using this rootkit type feature in Norton SystemWorks to hide a directory so customers wouldn't accidentally delete files.  The problem was it could also provide a convenient hiding place for attackers to place malicious files. Due to the vulnerability, Symantec has issued an update for SystemWorks and is "strongly recommending" users update the software immediately. 
     
    Via the Zdnet Blog.
     
    "Gee, I never would have expected that."
     
    Yeah, right.
     
    I think AVG, for being consistently wonderful, deserves a shout out. 
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

     
     
     

    Tuesday, January 10, 2006

    This is Cy, the Adorable Cyclops Kitten.

     
    This little kitty, named Cy, was born on December 28. It came into this world with one eye and no nose.
     
    To get the full, unfettered, and thoroughly disturbing impact of this bizarre mutation, check at this Yahoo photo.
     
    Methinks that the Boing didn't mean "adorable".  I think they meant, "Frightening and sad".  Yikes.  Did anyone check the family to see if they exhibit telekinesis, the ability to change the weather with their mind, or shoot laser beams from their eyes?

     

    Wednesday, January 04, 2006

    Addictive Time Wasters, Part III

    Today, I did a very strange thing and perused my junk mail.  Usually, I do this about twice a year and see what I missed.  Most of the time, it's completely useless.

    However, today I came across something different:  The Top Ten Time Wasting Sites On The Net.  On this page, popups and popdowns galore, so unless you're running Firefox or something, don't bother.  I took a quick look at the webpage; most of what I saw on there I had run across before.

    Not this, though.  Not pRon. 

    From the rules:

    There are actually no rules, just proceed to the next screen, until you are on the end screen!

    The only rule is not to look for walkthroughs on the net. It will ruin the fun for you, and this is what all is about.
    Don't try to impress others with solutions. It's no challenge to find those on google, everybody can.

    This is a puzzle game that is designed to drive a sane person mad.

    And rest assured, it IS a time waster.

    Good luck, people.  Truly, I mean that.







    Tuesday, January 03, 2006

    Do You Want More Traffic?

    I do.  They were a hell of a band.

    However, if you're looking for blog traffic, then you might want to check into one of my favorite websites, Lifehacker.

    ProBlogger has some tips that can help you increase your traffic quite a bit. It's not a big surprise but tagging is high on the list.

    The only conclusion that a rational blogger/writer can come to after reading a bit of the Problogger site (where these particular traffic enhancement tricks are found,) is that Hey, this blog is might be actually useful.  Check it out.

    True Life Quote That I Heard Today

    "If I thought it had any chance of working, I would crack open my own skull, and use a rusty garden rake to scrape the phrase "lady-lumps" out of my brain."
     - ringloss, on the Black Eyed Peas opus, "My Humps".

    On that note, I have only this to say:

    My humps
    My humps
    My humps my humps my humps,
    You love my lady lumps.
    My humps my humps my humps.


    Yeah, I know.  The lyrics are merely illustrative.




    Here Is A Test

    This is a test.  Take notes.  This will count as 3/4 of your final grade.  Hints: remember, in chess, kings cancel each other out and cannot occupy adjacent squares, are therefore all-powerful and totally powerless, cannot affect one another, produce stalemate.
     - Harlan Ellison, "The Deathbird"


    Interestingly, this post only tangentally has to do with that particular quote.  However, three test questions of varying difficulty follow the quotes, below.  See if you can answer them correctly.  I would add that if you do not own the story mentioned above, find it and buy it quick.  I have it on good information that it is, at present, out of print.

    Via itch.in...

    Virgin Records deserves a spanking. I'll do what I want with the content I pay for, thank you very much. When will they realize that if it's in bits and bytes, nothing's ever secure?

    The Boing is at it again.

    Now for the test.

    1.  Can this particular Coldplay CD actually be played, period?
    2.  Has this particular security strategy paid off for Virgin Records and Coldplay with increased record sales and grateful Coldplay fans?
    3.  Will Clark buy another CD at any point in the near-future?

    Answers will be revealed at the end of this post.

    True, sad story:  My mother wanted CDs for Christmas.  EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM had DRM and all of them were likely to load an outside application to her computer system that could make her hardware more susceptible to viruses.  I actually had to tell my mother to never, never ever play any of those CDs on her computer system.  How pitiful is that, really?

    DRM blows. 



    Answer Key:

    1,  No.  Well, maybe.  But do you want to take that chance?
    2.  No, unless you count fan alienation as an overall positive for your musical fan base, from the obsessed fan to the casual consumer.
    3.  No.  No.  A thousand times no.  Oh my God, DRM killed Kenny.  You bastards!



    Template Designed by Douglas Bowman - Updated to Beta by: Blogger Team
    Modified for 3-Column Layout by Hoctro
    Modified Layout with buttons by Clark
    Computers Blogs - Blog Top Sites