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    Friday, October 07, 2005

    What?! A Cure For Cancer?

    Darn it.  What is Fark going to do about that "still no cure for cancer" cliche?
     
    A vaccine shown to be 100% effective against two virus strains that cause most cervical cancer could be available within a year, say manufacturers.
     
    Via, of course, Fark and the BBC.

    I have this to say about this development, as I'll have you know, cervical cancer kills something like 275,000 women a year:
     
    YIPPIE!  THERE IS MUCH REJOICING!
     
    Now, science, get to friggin' work on breast cancer, colon cancer, and lung cancer.  Oh, and pancreatic, prostate, and the others, too.

    3 comments:

    ringloss said...

    Dude, don't forget nut cancer.

    Boys: check your nuts!

    Clark said...

    Good: Checking the package.
    Better: Getting someone else to do it.
    Best: Getting Jessica Biel or Angelina Jollie to do it every day for at least a couple of years.

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