Finally!

Not all hope has been abandoned.

 

NEW YORK (AP) -- "The Simple Life" is over - at least on Fox. The network said Wednesday it has canceled the Paris Hilton-Nicole Richie reality series after the show's two stars no longer proved compatible.

 

 

Via Fark.

 

I'll tell you what:  I think that it's too late for me.  I'm seriously considering selling my television.  Were it not for these things:

 

1.  Sports

2.  The Cartoon Network

3.  Law and Order, and

4.  The Discovery Channel

 

I would have gotten the darn television out of my house YEARS ago.