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    Monday, August 28, 2006

    Looks Like The Creepy Looking, Vaguely Effeminate Guy Didn't Do It

    Via Yahoo.
    BOULDER, Colo. (Reuters) - A DNA sample taken from John Mark Karr, the schoolteacher who claims to have been with child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey when she died in 1996, does not match DNA found in her underwear, a Denver TV station reported on Monday.
    Can we please, please go on to something more relevant now? 
    Perhaps we can live in the here and now, and stop stomping over the grave of a sadly snuffed out pre-adolescent beauty queen who probably would have rather ran outside in her yard through a sprinker on a hot summer afternoon than be forced into makeup, fishnet stockings, and pink cowgirl outfits.
    Rest in peace, poor little rich girl.

    1 Comment:

    Anonymous said...

    On the big stage in the sky, JonBenet's punishing her mother for a long list of offenses, starting with giving her that pretentious name.

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